{"product_id":"a-candle-for-mom-brain-funny-candle","title":"A Candle for Mom Brain | Funny Candle","description":"Phone in the fridge again.\n\nI used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, \"Mom, he's hitting me\" and, \"Call 911!\" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.\n\n• Soggy Cheerios Scented\n• Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.\n• Burn time: 60 hours\n• Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.\n• © 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.\n• Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.\n• Glass vessel dimensions: 4\" D x 2 ½\" H Burn time: 60 hours Sold in 3 packs","brand":"Whiskey River Soap Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47116809666732,"sku":"MOM","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0066\/5459\/1043\/files\/11268c8c95700724925addcd3727608a63c2c2c8438d70385f3d27612da681b6.jpg?v=1788280659","url":"https:\/\/www.smalltowngirl.boutique\/products\/a-candle-for-mom-brain-funny-candle","provider":"#SmallTownGirl Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}